The Spunkettes

Hey everyone,

I posted a really cool post at my littlemissmouse blog you can you go check it out please??

Katie

You asked for more jokes! These are from the same magazine:

The Writer’s Corner.

Joke #1:

Jim, Fred and Jack were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story mess. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Jack said to Jim and Fred: “Let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for 25 flights and Fred can tell sad stories for the rest of the way.” At the 26th floor, Jack stopped telling jokes and Jim began singing, at the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Fred began to tell sad stories. “I’ll tell my saddest story first,” he said, “I left the room key in the car.”

Joke #2

The lawyer gathered the family of the recently deceased Sam Wong Berg around him. He began to read Sam’s will aloud: “To my dear wife, I leave my house, fifty acres of land one million dollars.” ‘To my son, Sam, I leave my two cars and $100,000.” “To my daughter, Bessie, I leave my yacht and $100,00.” “And to my brother-in-law, who always insisted that health is better then wealth, I leave my sun lamp.”

Joke # 3

“I really loved my vacation in California,” said the goofy lady on the plane. “Where did you stay?” the goofy man next to her asked. “San Jose.” she said. “Madam, in California we pronounce the J as H. We say San Hosay. How long were you there?” “All of Hune and most of Huly.”

Joke # 4

Lady Motorist: “I’m afraid this accident was largely my fault.”

Gentleman: “Nonsense! The blame rests entirely on me. I saw you at least three blocks away and had plenty of time to swerve down a side street.”

Tell me how you like them!!!!!

Love,

Elizabeth

I got this from Silly Me’s blog. So, I wanted to do it

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Hope you like it!

Love

Elizabeth

Hi!

We changed it [the template] again!   This is a *very perfect* template to satisfy Katie and I…till Christmas ends!!!    But, I love all the templates that HomeSchoolJournal has!!  It even has a *count-down-to-Christmas!*

Elizabeth

Hi all!

In my Astronomy book, they teach you about the sun and planets and stuff!!! It’s really, really cool!!!! Here’s something I wrote for the sun!

The Sun

Did you know it’s not good to stare at the sun? Why? First, I’ll tell you some facts and

then I’ll tell you why it’s not good to stare! The sun is very active. The fire on the sun is

jumping, hopping and rolling about, just like something a campfire would do. Sunspots

are cooler than the rest of the sun. Sun spots are 4,500 degrees, but that is still very cool

compared to the rest of the sun. Many scientists believe that sunspots affect the weather

here on earth. Now, do you want to know why it’s not good to look at the sun? Good!

Even though the sun is 92,935,700 miles away it’s still very bad to stare. Why?

It will ruin your retina. Pronounced ret-tin-uh. The sun is about a million times brighter t

light bulb. And, looking at a light bulb hurts, doesn’t it? The sun is so bright, that if you

stand on Pluto, the farthest planet away from the sun, it will still hurt your eyes! Now do

see not to stare at the sun? It will hurt your eyes very bad!

CREDITS: Most of this info was taken from my science book Exploring Creation with Astronomy. I just jumbled all the info all around

Leave a comment and tell me how you like it

Love

Elizabeth

Here are some pictures my brother Jason drew tell me how you like them

You kida have to tilt your head for this on but it is a lion.

My brother drew some other ones like Mikey mouse and a shoe..etc…

I’ll post the pictures soon…

Katie

Gotta’ have credit–this one my brother told me:

Two guys walk into a bar, one laughs and one says “ouch.”  Why?  Wouldn’t you say “ouch” when you walked into a bar???? 

All of the following  I got from a magazine my sister reads:

Tommy walked up to his teacher and said, “Teacher, can you be punished for something you haven’t done?”  The teacher replies, “no”, “then teacher, I haven’t done my homework.”

A old man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “doctor, whenever I put my hat one, I hear music.”  The doctor replied, “then take out the band!”

Books never written:

“How to survive a bear attack”

By, Ben Eaton

“No ups and Downs”

By, Ella vader

“How to fix a faucet”

By, Lee King

“Safe Winter Driving”

By, I.C. Rhodes

HOTEL MANAGER: “Make your own bed and the room’s only $20.”

GUEST: “I’ll make my own bed.”

HOTEL MANAGER: “Good, i’ll get you the wood!”

~**~Elizabeth~**~

P.S. Comment if you want more jokes!!!!

Hey all!  It’s been awhile since I posted and I just wanted to let you know that I started this blog…

Knitting Girlie 

For all of you who don’t know…I love knitting!  So…go check it out today!

Elizabeth