Jokes :D :D :D **CAUTION–BE PREPARED TO LAUGH!!!!** :D :D
Gotta’ have credit–this one my brother told me: 
Two guys walk into a bar, one laughs and one says “ouch.” Why? Wouldn’t you say “ouch” when you walked into a bar???? 
All of the following I got from a magazine my sister reads:
Tommy walked up to his teacher and said, “Teacher, can you be punished for something you haven’t done?” The teacher replies, “no”, “then teacher, I haven’t done my homework.”
A old man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “doctor, whenever I put my hat one, I hear music.” The doctor replied, “then take out the band!”
Books never written:
“How to survive a bear attack”
By, Ben Eaton
“No ups and Downs”
By, Ella vader
“How to fix a faucet”
By, Lee King
“Safe Winter Driving”
By, I.C. Rhodes
HOTEL MANAGER: “Make your own bed and the room’s only $20.”
GUEST: “I’ll make my own bed.”
HOTEL MANAGER: “Good, i’ll get you the wood!”
~**~Elizabeth~**~
P.S. Comment if you want more jokes!!!!